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whatwhiteswillneverknow:

I only have one request.
#arrestdarrenwilson
You have too many witnesses.
#arrestdarrenwilson
You have evidence.
#arrestdarrenwilson
You have to ease the public.
#arrestdarrenwilson
So what you’re waiting for?
#arrestdarrenwilson

I don’t know what this is from but I literally say shit like this all the time.

(Source: symptomize)

smallercomfort:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

#a dick with a dream

smallercomfort:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

#a dick with a dream

deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

toastydoodles:

How to fix all problems in Five Nights at Freddy’s. Either that or, y’know, quitting after the first night!

(No, Pirate Cove guy, you don’t get anything. >:C)

coelasquid:

judgeanon:

jamesfactscalvin:

I want a comic book movie with a great female villain

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I want a movie with a female hero who doesn’t need to be rescued by her male counterpart

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I want a comic book movie where the female hero’s costume isn’t somehow made to be more feminine or sexual

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I want a movie where-

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I want a comic book movie that gives due recognition to the creators of—

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Dredd was a pretty fantastic movie. Excellent birthday present from Karl Urban to me.